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	<title>Comments on: 69 Items to Which I Made Love to Myself in High School</title>
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		<title>By: McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; Year of Our Exploitation 1979, Part 4: H.O.T.S., THE LEGACY, LUNA, MEATBALLS, MR. MIKE&#8217;S MONDO VIDEO</title>
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		<dc:creator>McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; Year of Our Exploitation 1979, Part 4: H.O.T.S., THE LEGACY, LUNA, MEATBALLS, MR. MIKE&#8217;S MONDO VIDEO</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 23:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] the boobs, of which there are more than any other 1979 effort this side of Caligula, there’s a circus seal, a brown bear enjoying an above-ground pool (for hilariously way too [...]</description>
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		<title>By: McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; Strange Things Happen in Public Men&#8217;s Rooms: Part One</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-314</link>
		<dc:creator>McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; Strange Things Happen in Public Men&#8217;s Rooms: Part One</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:12:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] into the spunk-basted porcelain for maximum volume fire-hose sound-effect as if to announce: &#8220;I pull my pud in the 25-cents-per-40-seconds privacy of Times Square peep booths, thank you; just pissing [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] into the spunk-basted porcelain for maximum volume fire-hose sound-effect as if to announce: &#8220;I pull my pud in the 25-cents-per-40-seconds privacy of Times Square peep booths, thank you; just pissing [...]</p>
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		<title>By: McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; CPO Sinkhole: More Hot Hands-On High-School Action!</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-98</link>
		<dc:creator>McBeardo&#8217;s Midnight Movies &#187; CPO Sinkhole: More Hot Hands-On High-School Action!</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 18:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] CPO Sinkhole, ex-Gays in the Military keyboard maven and Chicago’s supreme psychedelic noise-monger, contacted your humble editor in response to my piece 69 Items to Which I Made Love to Myself in High School. [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] CPO Sinkhole, ex-Gays in the Military keyboard maven and Chicago’s supreme psychedelic noise-monger, contacted your humble editor in response to my piece 69 Items to Which I Made Love to Myself in High School. [...]</p>
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		<title>By: mcbeardo</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-78</link>
		<dc:creator>mcbeardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 20:34:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Squeaky Fromme (and a pal) topless  in TIME magazine shortly afte she attempting to off President Ford sent me to seven-year-old boner heaven. I had moved on by high school, but then came back around to Mansonmania later. 

Pippi bears skinvestigation.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Squeaky Fromme (and a pal) topless  in TIME magazine shortly afte she attempting to off President Ford sent me to seven-year-old boner heaven. I had moved on by high school, but then came back around to Mansonmania later. </p>
<p>Pippi bears skinvestigation.</p>
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		<title>By: brainpang</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-75</link>
		<dc:creator>brainpang</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 May 2009 17:08:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What about the nude (and not-so-nude) photos of the Manson Girls? Did a number on me.

But my first true love was some Swedish chick in a Pippi Longstocking movie.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What about the nude (and not-so-nude) photos of the Manson Girls? Did a number on me.</p>
<p>But my first true love was some Swedish chick in a Pippi Longstocking movie.</p>
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		<title>By: mcbeardo</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-74</link>
		<dc:creator>mcbeardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 20:10:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Mr Curtiss:

I'll take that list and I'll add photos and cool links to it! Send it over!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr Curtiss:</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll take that list and I&#8217;ll add photos and cool links to it! Send it over!</p>
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		<title>By: mcbeardo</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-73</link>
		<dc:creator>mcbeardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 20:05:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Vincent Price movie, I am certain, was the climax of HOUSE OF WAX.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Vincent Price movie, I am certain, was the climax of HOUSE OF WAX.</p>
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		<title>By: mcbeardo</title>
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		<dc:creator>mcbeardo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 20:05:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow, Stace! 

What a treasure trove!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, Stace! </p>
<p>What a treasure trove!</p>
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		<title>By: Corky Curtiss</title>
		<link>http://mcbeardo.com/2009/05/69-items-to-which-i-made-love-to-myself-in-high-school/comment-page-1/#comment-71</link>
		<dc:creator>Corky Curtiss</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 20:04:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could give you a 75-item list. Instead, I'll just say that Stacey's Apple Dumpling Gang reference made me laugh. A lot.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could give you a 75-item list. Instead, I&#8217;ll just say that Stacey&#8217;s Apple Dumpling Gang reference made me laugh. A lot.</p>
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		<title>By: Stacey E</title>
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		<dc:creator>Stacey E</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 15:19:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and I should add re no. 38, my father took me to see Star 80 in that golden "mom kicked dad out so I get to see movies every weekend" phase.  Natually, he'd tell mom he was taking us to see the Apple Dumpling Gang or some such, but we'd end up at a movie HE wanted to see.  He had great taste in movies...great adult male taste in movies.  Star 80 scarred me deeply, to the point that I actually had a recovered-memory PTSD thingy involving that awful final scene when I was 30.  Yuck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and I should add re no. 38, my father took me to see Star 80 in that golden &#8220;mom kicked dad out so I get to see movies every weekend&#8221; phase.  Natually, he&#8217;d tell mom he was taking us to see the Apple Dumpling Gang or some such, but we&#8217;d end up at a movie HE wanted to see.  He had great taste in movies&#8230;great adult male taste in movies.  Star 80 scarred me deeply, to the point that I actually had a recovered-memory PTSD thingy involving that awful final scene when I was 30.  Yuck.</p>
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