McVacation: August 6 – 19, 2009

Summertime Spews

Your bosom pal McBeardo is heading out on a two-week vacation, but I’ll be stopping by here and posting sporadically from the road.

There, there. You’ll be all right.

The most important thing for you to do is maniacally check back dozens of times each day to see if I’ve updated.

Also be sure to tune into The Howard Stern Show on Tuesday, August 11^th to hear Mr. Skin debut his Top 10 picks for the 100 Greatest Celebrity Nude Scenes of All Time.

Naturally, I am heading to my hometown of Brooklyn, New York, with various digressions to Rockaway Beach and the Jersey Shore.

Should you feel a compulsion to press the flesh, look for me at random intervals at the Keansburg Amusement Park and then in the crowd at Coney Island grooving to Blondie and Pat Benatar on Thursday, August 13^th.

Strong odds exist as well that you might come across a buzz-cutted, berserkly tattooed behemoth stuffing his hairy-faced maw at Roll-N-Roaster, L&B Spumoni Gardens, and Buddy’s Burritos repeatedly.

I also brought a pair of long pants to wear to Peter Luger. And I can’t wait to stay up and guffaw at Joey Reynolds‘ ongoing hurt feelings about not being mentioned in Jersey Boys.

So long, suckers!

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