Multimedia McBeardo: Heavy Metal, Halloween Horror, Lisa Crystal Carver, Lisa Loeb, New York Ripper, Loverboy
While the McBeardo blog has been quiet this week, McBeardo the Superior Manly Specimen has been on fire behind the scenes.
It comes down to this: I’ve been taking what they’re givin’ cuz I’m working for a livin’, workin’ for the weekend, taking my own job and shovin’ it right 
they sign my (Johnny) paycheck, et cetera.
So as we gear up to bang on the drum all day in Party Town cuz it’s a five o’clock world and it’s five o’clock somewhere and, on top of that, since Monday I’ve had Friday on my mind, and it’s Friday, I’m in love, let’s rundown my recent whereabouts. Eh?
Most spectacularly, Eric Danville’s Official Heavy Metal Book of Lists hit stores and the space taking up pages 42 through 48 may be the least of what’s so skull-bangingly beyond awesome about it.
And make no mistake, those five pages that were written by me – counting down 13 Heavy Metal Horror Movies and 13 Metal Cameos in Non-Metal Movies – are 
magnificent.
But the entire Official Heavy Metal Book of Lists is a work of wonder. Buy now!
Second, ever-heroic Lisa Crystal Carver interviewed me on the topic of Lisa Loeb’s 1994 impact on various cocks, balls, and the universe.
Her entire article is typically Carver brilliant and, yes, I just linked you to Vice magazine.
Third, start visiting the Mr. Skin Blog every day. There you will regular features such as:
THIS WEEK IN SKINSTORY – The current edition highlights the death of Rainbeaux Smith, the birth of Larry Flynt, Susan Dey letting her Partridge pair free in Looker, and Kim Kardashian butting up Playboy. Next week: fun facts on the releases of I Spit on Your Grave, Full Body Massage, 52 Pick Up, Betty Blue, and Catherine “Daisy Duke” Back going lesbo with Leslie Caron.
SKIN LIST – Connecting dots and spots between various noteworthy movie nudity moments. At present: 9 Hot Nude Scenes in Horror Movies from 2009.
RETRO SKIN – For Halloween, a salute to the Euro-lovelies of Lucio Fulci’s New York Ripper (1982).
For Halloween, Mr. Skin also posted a killer Q&A with Re-Animator director Stuart Gordon.
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If you’re reading this and not hating it, odds support the probability that you’ll enjoy these new, regularly scheduled Mr. Skin Blog features.
I’m just not supposed to tell you who writes them.
(Hint: it isn’t Lisa Carver. That mix of personal fluids and SpaghettiO’s on her that you see here, however, is mine.).
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Comments ( 1 Comment )
Lisa Loeb in a thong just made my night. Me and my penis thank you.
Todd said at
Nov 07 09 at
6:25 am
